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Thursday, October 24th, 2002
3:00 pm - this journal am be sucky
Some fucker stole my deck. I think it was one of you.

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Thursday, July 11th, 2002
9:26 am
ok. coolio actually did show up. he brought his own 'musicians,' including a singer, so i didn't have to do shit but my own. remember when mtv showed that 'news' piece about cake playing a bar mitzvah? it was just like that, except no one was excited or dancing.

he started with 'gagsta's paradise,' cooled it down with 'too hot,' then wisely finished up with 'gangsta's paradise.' i guess a few kids were sort of moving around at that point.

i have no fucking idea how much mr. fink payed for that, but i would have given shorty short pants a five and asked for change.

the rest was the usual shit. hula hoops. mummy wrapping. electric motherfucking slide. humiliation.

later, ejaculation marathon!

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Wednesday, July 3rd, 2002
11:34 am - johnny big-star
is coolio. he had better bring himself a dat, because i'm not looping pastime paradise for three fucking hours.

coolio facts: he is short. the dude is about 4 feet tall

he is angry. i guess he thinks it's not his fault that he sucks.

he was on a judge show. i think joe brown. he was trying to get out of paying his back-up dancers or some shit.

happy fucking bar mitzvah, adam fink. your parents are lame as shit.

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Tuesday, July 2nd, 2002
2:25 pm - wtf
so for the bm this weekend in f-ing costa mesa they're making me spin behind 'a rap star' as well as all the other stuff i usually do.

this only happened one other time, like a year and a half ago, and the guy turned out to be prince markie dee from the fat boys. they're supposed to tell me today who it is. like it's really going to be some huge top fucking secret that doctor ice or some fuck is playing adam fink's bm reception.

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Monday, July 1st, 2002
10:27 am - y0!
This shit be wack.

current mood: wack

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